What Jupiter Would Look Like If It Was As Close As The Moon
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Rupee's Ramblings: What if every person you haven’t met is actually you or someone you... -
What if every person you haven’t met is actually you or someone you know personally but with access to a time travel device, an eternal youth device, and a really good cosmetic surgeon.
And all the yous had the time (time travel) to study new languages and skills and stuff to fill the world with…
what if the olympic games is actually all a set up and its actually more like the hunger games
what if there was a tumblr fangirl meetup
and all we did was cry and clutch eachother
and we’d stay like that for days until a neighbor called the authorities ‘cause of the moaning/sobbing noise
and we’d have our own mental hospital
what if like, someone says ‘who do you think i think of when i touch my self sexually in night’ while confessing their love to someone, what would happen
so the other day i was laying in my bed at 1 in the morning trying to listen to the radio to go to sleep. and this commercial comes on for a strip club, and it’s this girl talking all like seductively or whatever and she goes: “Herpes, a gentleman’s club”.
so basically i didn’t realize that she said “Heartbeats” instead of “Herpes” until she said like “guaranteed to make your heart skip a beat” and i was like oh fuck. thank god. what if someone named a strip club herpes.